Probably just like you my first encounter with Bayonetta was when Sega first started to release promotional pictures of their new gaming heroine. I can’t say I was particularly thrilled; not because I thought Bayonetta was unattractive or anything, but rather I personally don’t find that promotional material designed to tickle the naughty parts of my brain actually does so.

You can read the rest of my review over at Gamesweasel.com right now.

I had the unusual experience of having to play the same game on a different platform for review.  Just a couple of weeks ago I reviewed Diner Dash for Xbox 360 but now I return with Diner Dash for the PS3.

I’ll be upfront now and say the bulk of the review content is the same because quite frankly the game is near identical on both platforms, if you read the previous review then jump to the end to find out what differences (if any) exist between the two versions.

All of us have played a time waster game at some point in our lives. Maybe it was Tetris on the Gameboy or perhaps more recently Peggle on your iPhone. One thing for certain is that even the most core of gamers love a bit of light-hearted high score based gaming in between bouts of Modern Warfare 2 or any other hit game you’d like to mention. Diner Dash has been a huge success since its release in 2003 as a simple PC flash game and can now be found on more than 12 different platforms. If you thought you could escape Flo and her restaurant madness on your next gen console then you were wrong. Diner Dash has hit the Xbox Live Arcade in mountains of HD goodness.

So if you happen to be one of the twelve or so people that haven’t played Diner Dash before let me explain the rules. You take control of a cute redhead called Flo who has decided to open up a restaurant business after getting bored of her normal 9-5 day job. If you’ve seen any of the copious amounts reality shows set in restaurants you’d probably know that working in a catering establishment is horrible, let alone running one. I can’t imagine Flo being happy with this career change in the long run, I know I wouldn’t be.

Your role is to control the entire restaurant’s activities from seeing customers in to clearing up their plates when they leave. Here is how the cycle goes: Your first job is to seat a customer when they walk through the door, after they peruse the menu and decide what they want you then need to take their order and deliver it to the chef. After a few moments he has prepared the food and you are required to collect it from the counter and take it to the customer. When they’re done your next chores are to supply them with their bill, collect the money and clear away their dirty crockery to the washing bin.

That’s the basic premise but once your restaurant starts getting busy with customers arriving at any moment you will find keeping up with the orders a real horror, you’re the only waitress and if you don’t keep the customers happy at every stage of their stay then the heart meters above their head will decrease. When all the hearts disappear so do the customers and a shed load of your points. Your woes can easily worsen with just one mistake such as putting a party of two on a six seater table and then not having enough room when a party of five or six arrive shortly after. What happens if you’re carrying a dirty plate and a fresh order to the washing bin? Yes you got it; the fresh food goes in the washing bin along with the dirty plate requiring the chef to remake that order which can add a significant delay to the customer. All of this and more will drive you insane with fury but Diner Dash is so addictive that you’ll want to keep playing.

Beating a level (unless you are on the endless time mode) requires you to reach a set number of points before closing time. Almost every task you complete gives you points but sadly you’ll need to put in extra effort to achieve an expert rating. This means matching the colour of a customer’s clothes to a particular chair to get bonus points as well as performing multiple chains. Chains require you to perform the same task multiple times in a row for an increasing multiplier score but as soon as you switch chores the multiplier resets to zero. Things are getting a bit tough and so you are given a little bit of help in the form of additions to your restaurant. Such additions include a drinks machine which can help satisfy customers waiting to receive their food and a podium which will let you recharge the heart meter of people waiting for a seat in your restaurant. The downside is that serving drinks and standing at the podium saps time you could be spending serving the customers already seated.

If you get stuck trying to make a success of Flo’s 4 restaurants then maybe you’ll want to attempt to play Diner Dash with friends. You can play a locally on the same console or head online and play a seriously hard head to head match with up to 8 players. Lots of fun can be had here and best of all many of the achievements are earned in multiplayer mode which makes this typical single player game a new multiplayer experience.

Diner Dash for Xbox PS3Arcade is a basic yet addictive casual title.  The 1080p visuals are bright and colourful if a little bland and repetitive here and there but are crisp and smooth enough to do the job. There’s nothing to shout about when it comes to music and sounds but sadly you’ll need to keep the in game sound turned up to hear the audio cues, if your favourite CD on you’ll easily miss the sighs, grumbles and groans of the baying mob in your restaurant. The simple and intuitive one button control scheme means almost anyone can play and enjoy Diner Dash as much as I did.

I spent a good hour or so looking for particular differences between the 360 and PS3 versions of Diner Dash and I’m really impressed that even though the consoles are quite different the games are 99% identical.  The Xbox version has a downloadable content option on the main menu (none is available at the moment) whilst the PS3 doesn’t appear to feature this,  Apart from that the only difference I spotted at all was that the PS3’s better analogue sticks make controlling Flo a little nicer but not enough to sway me.

There is really nothing to complain about here apart from this being a game you may have played several times before. If you’re new to the series or want some online Diner Dash action and some tough yet rewarding trophies to unlock then Diner Dash scores a nifty 7 out of 10.

For once I don’t have a long and probably boring anecdote about how I played a previous game in this series many years ago when I was a nipper. Military Madness: Nectaris for PS3 is a remake of a classic 1989 Turbografx-16 game that I never played back in the day. Military Madness from Hudson and Backbone entertainment is my first foray into strategy in 2010 and what better way to start than a classic retro game made new?

You can read the rest of my review over at Gamesweasel.com

I can’t say I’m a big fan of what we in the UK call American Football (or just Football to the Americans themselves). Yes I’ve played a few games in the Madden series before (most notably the original on the Commodore Amiga) but even so the series for the most past makes me go, meh. Can Madden 10 for Wii with its family friendly graphics and control system win me over? It’s time for a review of Madden 10 for Wii.

You can read the rest of my review over at Wiigamereview.com

So what is Planet 51 about? You take control of Lem; a geeky teenage Alien boy interested in Astronomy. To begin with you’re faced with a number of menial duties such as mowing your neighbours back lawn and taking your mother’s car to the garage. To make things worse the local bully is picking on Lem a bit and of course the girl he fancies from school isn’t really interested in such a no hoper. All of that is about to change when Chuck, a human, lands on Lem’s home planet (Planet 51) and causes and almighty ruckus.

You can read the rest of my review over at Gamesweasel.com

All of us have played a time waster game at some point in our lives. Maybe it was Tetris on the Gameboy or perhaps more recently Peggle on your iPhone. One thing for certain is that even the most core of gamers love a bit of light-hearted high score based gaming in between bouts of Modern Warfare 2 or any other hit game you’d like to mention. Diner Dash has been a huge success since its release in 2003 as a simple PC flash game and can now be found on more than 12 different platforms.

You can read the rest of my review over at Gamesweasel.com

Thanks to Codemasters lovely PR company I have a one copy of F1 2009 for the Nintendo Wii to give away to a lucky visitor.  I recently awarded the game 4 out of 5 saying “F1 2009 for Wii is the best Formula One game I have ever played” .  If you’d like a chance of winning  read my review by clicking here and afterwards answer the following question.  Submit your answer using the Contact button above.

In my review who do I reveal as being my favourite F1 driver?
A) Jenson Button, B) Lewis Hamilton or C) Kimi Raikkonen.

If you do not win never fear, you can still purchase F1 2009 for Wii at stores such as Amazon.co.uk for a great price.

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I can’t believe we’re finally at the end of Guybrush Threepwood’s latest adventure already. Episode 5 of Tales of Monkey Island is here and I can tell you now Guybrush isn’t in for an easy ride this time around. Before I get into this Tales of Monkey Island review I do want to warn you once again that you will see spoilers for the previous Tales of Monkey Island episode, so if you’ve not played that yet, it’s time to do so.

You can read the rest of my review over at Gamesweasel.com

Motor Racing seems to be one of those sports that people either love or hate. Oddly enough I’m just about to contradict that by saying that I fall somewhere in-between. I used to really enjoy Formula One but I have found that my enjoyment has dwindled somewhat over the last few seasons. All that said, I do love a good racing simulation and in the past I’ve spent many an hour pretending to race a car on my TV or PC monitor, in fact I still play Live For Speed every weekend and to this day have fond memories of F1 World Grand Prix on the Nintendo 64.

You can read the rest of my review over at Wiigamereview.

When Hudson told me that they were bringing a new first person shooter to WiiWare I almost started to jump up and down. No I’m not being sarcastic or sardonic this time. If you’re a regular here you may remember my review of Hudson’s previous FPS on Wii; Onslaught which scored an impressive 4 out of 5. So it’s time to find out more about the game in this Shootanto for WiiWare review. Shootanto for Wii is another intriguing title in Hudson’s blossoming WiiWare catalogue.

You can read the rest of my review over at Wiigamereview.com