5 circumstances where Russ Greeno would murder you
When it comes down to it Russ Greeno is a fairly easy going and polite chap. If he had any friends they’d probably back this up with stories of kindness, generosity and other happy examples of Russ being lovely. However just like Bruce Banner; Russ Greeno can turn totally insane if something makes him angry. So here just for you are the 5 things which you should avoid doing in Russ’ direction to avoid his wrath.

5) Talking loudly.

4) Dropping litter.

3) Putting your fingerprints on monitor screens.

2) Scratching CD’s and DVD’s.

1) Leaving your supermarket trolley in the way.
